So you think you had a good halloween costume? You had nothing on these people. NOTHING.

Before there was South Park, there was The Spirit of Christmas, with the same South Park characters we all know and love (albeit even more crudely drawn and with some of the names switched). Warning, NSFW language.

Hilarious trailer for the upcoming Tenacious D movie. Warning, NSFW language.

Yeah, I know, it's not actually a real commercial. Still funny though. And NSFW language. If you don't see anything directly below this, click twice in that space and it should start showing the video.

Who? I don't know. But day'm she's wicked hot in this photoshoot video.

Yes, even soccer can be sexy, when played by hot babes in skimpy outfits. Oh, and not particulary safe for work, especially the last minute or so (hint hint).

Wanna see the pictures of Britney Spears naked and preggers that everyone's talking about? Click the link below. I think she looks pretty good for a pregnant girl, although who's to say how much airbrushing was involved.

... is not here. I don't have any pictures of Jessica Alba naked. I don't have any pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini. And I don't have any pictures of Jessica Alba in a thong. Stop asking. If I did have pictures of Jessica Alba naked, in a bikini, or in a thong, I certainly wouldn't share them with you. In fact I'm quite sure Jessica Alba has never even been naked at any time in her life. She was born fully clothed in a snowsuit. She never wears bikinis - she wears a burlap sack to the beach. I know for a fact that Jessica Alba does not even know what a thong is.

Stop asking. Now here's a picture of Jessica Alba showing off her camel-toe: